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BSX STUFF - Our User Newsletter
Fall 1991 - Vol. 1 No. 2
MeET BSX -
In our second edition of BSX STUFF, we invite you to "MeEt" the
folx here at BSX. We don't get out much anymore, and when we do we
certainly try not to associate with computer types and definitely
not "users". Take a moment to read the vital stats below and
you'll feel as if you really got to know us. In a sense.
Name: Bob G. Roberds
Sex: Occasionally.
Job: None.
Marital Status: None. (That's "none". NOT "nun".)
Function @ BSX: President, programming and development.
Height, Weight & Age: 6', too poor to buy a scale, 27 years.
Eyes: Nauseating gray/green kinda deal.
Turn Ons: Chinese food. Beer. Manual transmissions. Women who
don't knee me in the groin (unless I ask).
Turn Offs: People who think they know everything. Swimming pools
full of squalling brats. Automatic transmissons.
If I were President for a day: I'd give guys with receeding
hairlines a big tax break. Just
seems like a good idea. Then I'd
pound some brewskis, as they say.
Name: David M. Kotomski
Sex: Male (technically, anyway).
Job: NYNEX Systems guy.
Marital Status: Still looking. But not too hard.
Function @ BSX: Limited.
Height, Weight & Age: 6', 178lbs, 26 years.
Eyes: Two.
Turn Ons: Chinese food. Games. Sports cars. Girls in their
twenties.
Turn Offs: Rude people. Children. Working for a living. Not
drinking.
If I were Emperor for a day: I'd sleep late. Have a bunch of people
strung up. Play a lot of games. Give
money to the poor. Then I'd probably
get drunk.
New Products -
We're always trying to provide users with the lastest and greatest
versions of our software, and some new stuff too. Sometimes we
succeed. In this case:
DARNIT 11.1 - Latest version of the Grandaddy of BSX card games! A
type of solitaire known as "Kings Corner". This is
NOT your usual "Klondike"-style game. It's unique
and awe-inspiring. No really!
FORZEE 3.0 - The latest and greatest version of this classic BSX
card game derived from Yahtzee and poker. Loads of
new features and a whole new look.
Don't worry: More stuff is on the way. Just hold your water.
Tech Info - Found any (gasp) BUGS in BSX stuff? We'd like to hear
about it. Well, really we'd HATE to hear about it, but
we suppose we should. So let us know!
President's Barstool - featuring Dr. Bob
Join the "Jobs for Bobs" Campaign!
Bob really needs a job in the Triangle, NC area. He needs one real
bad. So if you know of any jobs a wiseacre computer dude could
latch onto in that area, tell him. If your tip results in Bob
getting a job, he'll send you beer. He'll send you fish. He'll
send you candy. Whatever. YOU make the call!
Trivia - A recent FDA study indicates that Angela Landsbury doesn't
know any more about pain reliever than you do. So relax!